Humorous

"Before I came I was a man. After I left I was a dragon."

“Great! The perfect hang-over cure.”

“It was just orgasmic!”

“Oh bloodie hell! My neck has never been better! Many thanks!”

“Brain not yet turned back on – feeling wonderful!”

“I left my toes in the bucket.”

“Mmm… wonderful! It’s a shame to have to put on shoes.”